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???????????
you have
37%
 37%  [ 30 ]
you want to
8%
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you would if someone wanted it
15%
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maybe once outta curiosity
21%
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no way pancake face!
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Total Votes : 80

Evan
PostPosted: 07-06-2007 01:50 PM  Reply with quote
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nature
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Justin wrote:
is there a special recipe to make the most poop like consistency from ice cream/mousse to pump up the ass before filming the "shit" scene
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Tom
PostPosted: 07-06-2007 02:06 PM  Reply with quote
sir_psycho_sexy868


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lolz, I was being facetious.
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Basto
PostPosted: 15-04-2008 08:35 PM  Reply with quote
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Quote:
"...the anal cavity has eight more muscles and is four degrees warmer than the vagina."


Its definately comforting to know that someone here is prepared to straddle the gnarled, insatiable cock of responsibility and do their research. Good job kriegen, 2 kudos from me Wink

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[stockholm] wrote:

I bet Julian O'Neil was involved somehow, lurking behind the curtin, shitting on the windowsill, pissing on the shagpile.
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dagz
PostPosted: 16-04-2008 12:15 AM  Reply with quote
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I (l) basto
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[quote="Justin"]if I can't read a bands logo then I won't go and watch them play.[/quote]

Last edited by dagz on 16-04-2008 05:31 PM; edited 1 time in total
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Tom
PostPosted: 16-04-2008 12:27 PM  Reply with quote
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hey HEY check yourself Dagz.
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dagz
PostPosted: 16-04-2008 12:34 PM  Reply with quote
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woops
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[quote="Justin"]if I can't read a bands logo then I won't go and watch them play.[/quote]
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Tom
PostPosted: 16-04-2008 05:02 PM  Reply with quote
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chocolate block freak
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Alistair
PostPosted: 19-04-2008 03:19 PM  Reply with quote
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Sooo, anyone taken a digit in the chocolate cave while getting it on?


Ps. Voted curiosity.

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daggles wrote:
if I owned a business I'd leave the aircon off for the first half of the day, and then turn it up high so the young female employees nipples went erect and I could get stiffies over it. then I'd go home and sleep with my back facing my wife and dream about sadness



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michael is a real boy
PostPosted: 19-04-2008 03:27 PM  Reply with quote
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It's unusual that this is in the "what's for lunch" forum, because this thread does nothing to build my appetite.
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fakefrowns wrote:
ben gibbard shook my hand, I now jizz with that hand only
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dagz
PostPosted: 21-04-2008 03:15 PM  Reply with quote
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I've fiddled with a bum. what a silly thing to do
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[quote="Justin"]if I can't read a bands logo then I won't go and watch them play.[/quote]
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Basto
PostPosted: 23-04-2008 05:38 PM  Reply with quote
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There's no easy way to say it, so I'll just throw it out there;

Had a massive bender from xmas day till new yrs, no sleep, food, just every drug immagineable and on the 6th/7th day we won $3000 at the big house. came home at 9 am, built a fire on the front lawn while everyone drove to work and rolled through it (someone started yelling something about stop, drop and roll) untill it went out. What was the point of this post again? oh yeah, entered club kernow naked (we ditched the clothes, they were burnt), and then made a stone henge and gathered around it for tributes to the demi gods/ circle shelfing session. I stuck mdma up Josh's arse, josh tucked his pill up reido, he stuck his up catsy, catsy upercutted it into me, but missed the hole. Thank god he missed. I told him to be gentle but as I turned around a red bandana magically appeared while he screamed "ryuken!!!!" The pill dug a hole into the soft recesses of my arse crack (and boy is it silky smooth), so then I dug the pill out of my bleeding arse crack with my other hand, and stuck it up my own arse.

Mum, if you're reading this, I'm not gay, just confused. Fuck I'm ashamed of myself.

Anyway, for those about to ponder or doubt the superfluos and evidently, high calibre of partying finesse I have just recounted, I had a heart attack 3 weeks ago at the tender age of 22. Cloaked in senility I am now straight edge for at least 1 yr but probs longer if I successfully make it that long. Oh yeah, and sticking shit up my arse definately hurt both pride and my anal cavity, but you get so high for soooooo long. I'm out of the game now, go forth and penetrate kids!

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[stockholm] wrote:

I bet Julian O'Neil was involved somehow, lurking behind the curtin, shitting on the windowsill, pissing on the shagpile.
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This guy
PostPosted: 25-08-2008 02:03 PM  Reply with quote
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poll needs an option like,
"only if a total babe asked"

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Top_Bloke86 wrote:
Jimmy you're a faggot if you think that game will be shit. Cya.
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Scrad
PostPosted: 27-08-2008 07:53 PM  Reply with quote
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keen
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Anna
PostPosted: 16-10-2008 04:33 PM  Reply with quote
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bump
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dagz wrote:
splish splash I was raping a dad

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Let's just bash him and leave him on the cliffs behind the Brunno
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Pat
PostPosted: 17-10-2008 12:08 PM  Reply with quote
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anna's keen

attn justin
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Shattered
PostPosted: 09-12-2008 10:48 PM  Reply with quote
*namedrop*
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It honestly feels Soooo good. Very Happy
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rory
PostPosted: 16-12-2008 11:43 PM  Reply with quote
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Tom wrote:
lolz, I was being faecestious.


fuck YES RORY!

I let that shit stew for six months
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Smithy
PostPosted: 19-12-2008 04:20 PM  Reply with quote
disconnect my internet...


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Shattered wrote:
It honestly feels Soooo good. Very Happy



YOU GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT.

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DanTheMan wrote:
yeah ever since jimmy started drinking the appeal of booze has just vanished.
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Tom
PostPosted: 08-10-2010 03:47 AM  Reply with quote
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Tom wrote:
lolz, I was being facetious.


rory wrote:
Tom wrote:
lolz, I was being faecestious.


fuck YES RORY!

I let that shit stew for six months


You only waited six months? I have done nothing for two years but sit and think, 'I cannot fucking wait to bring Rory down on this one. Cunt thinks he can come in here start makin up words, underminin my internet ohhhohoh no sirree not today...well yes, today, but not some other day!'.

I set a fucking alarm Cox. 'Faecestious' indeed...It sounds like the legal term for fucking a young poo.




Nah just popped in to read Bastos post again.

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Tom
PostPosted: 08-10-2010 03:54 AM  Reply with quote
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gllll, visible last contributor to the anal thread, it's a bad wrap.
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bty
PostPosted: 08-10-2010 10:05 PM  Reply with quote
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Smithy wrote:
Shattered wrote:
It honestly feels Soooo good. Very Happy



YOU GOT A DICK IN THE BUTT.


WTH?! Dagz at work I assume. Though the post was 2 years ago hahaha.
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Lowy
PostPosted: 17-10-2010 10:45 PM  Reply with quote
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over rated
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