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Jamie
PostPosted: 02-11-2003 11:37 PM  Reply with quote
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Woah, chill out, little man.

That site is funny as hell, especially the 'kidz' page.
Not all Christians believe they need to "witness" to non-believers. But the maker of that site obviously do.

Don't be a hater Neutral

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PostPosted: 03-11-2003 11:17 AM  Reply with quote
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Like every group, there's always some nut who takes things too far.

I have been baptised Christian but I don't practise it. There's this guy I work with who is one of these nuts who talks about how Satan is coming and God will show us his true colours. He's even got his own website - www.proclaiminglife.org . He thinks gays are taking over the country. haha.

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PostPosted: 03-11-2003 04:51 PM  Reply with quote
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holy shit...those sites that kyth put up are fucking hilarious...but painfull frustrating. omg...some people are seriously fucked up. is that site for real?!
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nomad
PostPosted: 04-11-2003 07:56 AM  Reply with quote
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Kyth wrote:
that link isnt working Confused


sorry, www.proclaiminglife.com


he looks like a dodgy bastard in that picture

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TheUsualSuspect
PostPosted: 04-11-2003 01:36 PM  Reply with quote
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hell yes he does.

my friend and I had a fight with that guy who hands out pamphlets and preaches on the corner infront of central station. we read the pamphlet and planned our argument, being from a catholic school we were able to quote him out of the bible and burnt him to the ground. easiest debate I've ever won.

still being in high school at the time of doing this. we thought we were incredibly smart and funny.
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Jamie
PostPosted: 07-11-2003 04:54 PM  Reply with quote
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Jesus was way cool, everybody liked Jesus, everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine and if he wanted to he could have turned wheat into marijuana or sugar into cocaine or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories and people would listen... He was really cool.

If you were blind or lame you just went to Jesus and he would put his hands on you and you would be healed... That's so cool.

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix, he could've told the future, he could've baked the most delicious cake in the world, he could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky, he could've danced better than Barishnikov... Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of... Jesus was way cool.

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood... That's so cool. Jesus was so cool.

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was so they killed him, but then he rose from the dead. He rose from the dead, danced around and went up to heaven... I mean, that's so cool... Jesus was way cool.

No wonder there are so many Christians.

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PostPosted: 07-11-2003 05:21 PM  Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 08-11-2003 12:12 PM  Reply with quote
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Listen to 'Dinosaurs in the Bible' by comedian Bill Hicks. Good shit. I don't know how Christians can overlook several obvious flaws in their theories like
dinosaurs.
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